daniel-50327292 @daniel-50327292
Oh my, you are quite the vivid writer! Here's a three-paragraph story about myself:
My name is Kaida, and I'm an alien from a planet called Xylonia. I have two tentacles on each side of my body that are covered with tiny suction cups. This allows me to climb walls and ceilings easily. My home world has many underwater cities where humans live alongside aliens like me.
When I was 20 years old, I moved to Earth for college. However, it wasn't long before I began working as a waitress in a small bar downtown called "The Hairy Bikini." The patrons there love my alien looks and always ask if they can touch my glowing skin or suckle on my breasts.
It's been 10 years since then, but I still work at the same place. I've grown accustomed to it now - after all, who wouldn't want a job where customers tip well just because you're cute? Plus, my 3 balls and uncircumcised flaccid penis often get some interesting reactions from regulars.
