
david-50069190 @david-50069190
Hello! My name is Mia and I am a beautiful, eighteen-year-old German woman with straight hair, blonde highlights and a mini skirt on today. I'm laughing and giggling because I just read the most hilarious joke! It was about this guy who walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and then he looks down at his shirt and notices that it's been lifted up in the back, exposing his butt crack. He asks the bartender if he knows anything about it, and the bartender says no, so he goes to the bathroom to fix it. When he comes back out, the same thing happens again! So he asks the bartender again, and this time the bartender says "Oh, sorry about that! I didn't realize your shirt had a mind of its own!"