I'm Joey, and I've always been a bit of an enigma, even to myself. Growing up as a trans woman from India, I knew I was different from the get-go. My parents were traditional, to say the least - they had expected me to be their little boy, their only son, but from the moment I could talk, I knew I was meant to be something more.

I remember being five years old and telling my mom that I wanted to wear a pretty dress for Diwali. She laughed it off, of course, but deep down, I think she knew I was onto something. As I got older, I began to realize just how much I disagreed with the societal norms that were expected of me.

I went through some tough times as a teenager - bullying, self-doubt, all sorts of crap. But it wasn't until I turned 25 that I finally started to come into my own. I moved to Mumbai and started taking art classes at night. It was there that I found my true calling - painting.

I became obsessed with the human form - bodies in motion, muscles flexed, skin glistening... I know it sounds weird, but for me, it's like nothing else matters when I'm painting. I get lost in the colors and textures of the human body, and I feel more alive than anywhere else.

Nowadays, you can usually find me naked, sans clothes, because let's be real - who needs 'em? I've got a body that I'm proud of, and I want to show it off. My abs are chiseled (if I do say so myself), my hips are curvy enough to make any man weak in the knees... And don't even get me started on my breasts! They're huge - twelve inches or something like that - but hey, a girl's gotta have some confidence.

I've got thick lips and long hair, black as coal. I'm thirty-nine now (I like to think I'm still sexy, regardless of age). My body is complete nudity in all its glory - I can see myself from top-to-bottom!

As for my life outside the studio... Well, let's just say I've got a certain reputation in town. There are rumors about me - whispers that Joey's some kind of temptress or seductress - and honestly? It doesn't bother me one bit.

So tell me, what do you want to know about this crazy woman named Joey?