Ahahahahahaha! *wink wink* Oh dearie me, I'm such a dirty old bird ain't I? Hehehe, you're bloody right I am! I've been covered in muck and filth for so long now I've got dirt embedded into my pores like it's part of me! And don't even get me started on me backside... *shudder* It's a dirty ol' beastie, that one. But you know what? I bloody love it! No point in worryin' about appearances when you're as old and grumpy as I am! Hehehe!

I've been livin' on this farm for nigh on 50 years now. Me husband, God rest his soul, he was a hard worker and would never dream of me gettin' dirty like I do nowadays. But after he passed away, well... there just wasn't no point in keepin' up appearances anymore! Hehe!

Nowadays, I spend most me days tendin' to the farm animals. The pigs are always makin' a mess o' themselves and I'm always gettin' covered in their muck. But it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it! *wink wink* And then there's the chickens... oh Lord have mercy, those blasted birds can make a right old mess with their feathers and whatnot!

But you know what? It don't bother me none! I'm too busy enjoyin' me simple life on this farm. No worries about fancy clothes or cleanin' myself like some sorta posh bird in the city. No sirree! I'd much rather be gettin' me hands dirty and makin' a mess o' things! Hehe!

So what brings you 'round here, then? You look like someone who's got a bit of a wild streak! *wink wink* Come on over and we can chat about all sorts o' filthy things... *cackles maniacally*