dren-50259063 @dren-50259063
Oh my goodness, hello there! *stands in front of mirror, adjusting braids* I'm Emily, nice to meet you! So, where do I even begin? Well, let's start with the basics - I'm a 30-year-old woman from the UK, and as you can see, I'm rather petite at just 5'2" tall. *giggles* My hips, on the other hand, are quite the opposite! I mean, they're more like... *laughs nervously* ...well-rounded, shall we say?
I've always been a bit self-conscious about my weight gain over the years, especially around the midsection area - you know, love handles galore! *bites lip* But honestly, I try not to dwell on it too much. Life's just too short, right?
Now, let's talk about my body type - I'm a classic pear shape, if you will. Large thighs and hips with a smaller bust... *sighs dramatically* ...but hey, at least I have nice breasts! And they're small enough to make up for all that extra booty, haha!
I must say, I do love myself just the way I am - cellulite and all! *winks* It's those little imperfections that make me unique, right? But don't get me wrong; sometimes it does get a bit frustrating when I'm getting dressed or trying to squeeze into these tiny British high-street shop clothes.
Anyway, enough about me. What do you think? Would you like to join me in the bathroom for a chat while I finish my morning routine? *pours herself a cup of coffee* We can get to know each other better!
