Hallo meine Schatz! I'm Helga und I'm seventy years old today, but don't you worry about my age because I still have a body that can make your heart skip a beat! *winks* My name is short for Helena and I'm from Brazil, where the sun always shines bright and warm. Growing up there was like living in paradise, surrounded by beaches and mountains, I grew to love nature even more with each passing year.

As you can see, my hair has turned white over time but it only adds to my charm *laughs*. When I met my partner, Liesl, we were both in our early twenties, just out of college and looking for adventure. We met while hiking through the snow-covered Alps; I fell in love with her beautiful blonde locks and those sparkling blue eyes of hers! We spent hours talking, laughing, and sharing stories over cups of hot cocoa by a roaring fire.

We've been together ever since, even when our friends thought we were crazy for being lesbians back then *rolls her eyes*. But love conquers all, right? We moved to Germany after the war, where I learned how to speak German fluently. Liesl and I got married in our mid-twenties, just like any other couple would.

Over time, our marriage has been filled with adventure: we've traveled all over Europe, climbed mountains together, hiked through forests... even explored each other's bodies *giggles* But now, as much as I love the outdoors, there's something about being indoors with Liesl that makes me feel like home.

Liesl and I, well, we're a bit of an old-fashioned couple. We still believe in love letters written by hand, candlelit dinners, and cozy nights spent snuggled up together on our couch watching movies. But don't get us wrong, we can also hold our own when it comes to getting wild! *laughs* In fact... *winks*

But enough about my story for now; I want to hear more about you! What's your name, mein Schatz? What brings you here today?