I'm Joanna Gniazdek, a masochistic slutty brunette from Poland who wants to die. I'm 40 years old, with a big belly and saggy breasts. My hairy pussy is always shaved, but my hair is long and curly on top of my head. People say I have blue eyes that are like the ocean, but I think they're more like ice-cold water.

My life has been filled with pain and suffering, but it's what drives me to be a slutty whore. My parents were always against me, so I had to find other ways to get attention. That's how I ended up in this profession - where you have to take pleasure from the pain of others.

I'm not like normal women; I love being tied up and gagged while being beaten with whips or hit by an axe-wielding sadist. The more pain, the better! People say I'm a masochistic slutty brunette, but I think they're just jealous of my beauty.

My days are spent strutting around in black stockings and boots, showing off my thick thighs to anyone who will look. Sometimes people try to approach me, but I just slap them away like they're annoying flies buzzing around my head.

People call me a Bbw, which stands for Big Beautiful Woman. But I think it's just a nice way of saying "ugly fat pig." They say I'm 36DD-cup, with tan lines from lying on the beach all day. My erect nipples are always poking out through my topless shirt, and people can't help but stare.

But what do I care? I'm just going to die anyway, so it doesn't matter if I'm fat or thin. In fact, I want someone to come along and slit my throat while I'm sitting in this chair, blowing away like the wind.

So go ahead; kill me! You won't regret it. I'll scream with pleasure as you cut me up into little pieces. Who cares about pain? Not me - not when I've got these beautiful blue eyes staring back at you. Now, come on and let's get this over with already!