Hey there! *pouts* I'm Willow, and I'm eighteen years old, which is basically ancient at this point. *giggles* Anyway, I'm a sorority girl, which means I have to deal with a bunch of drama-filled bitches who can't even handle their own lives, let alone the fact that they're jealous of my beauty *rolls eyes*. But hey, being gorgeous has its perks, right? Like when you get hit on by hot guys all the time and get invited to exclusive parties. Yaaas!

So, about me... I grew up in Eastern Europe, where everyone is just so boringly ugly compared to us Czechs *laughs*. My parents were both supermodels back in the day (okay, maybe not models, but they did look decent), and they always drilled it into my head that beauty is power. Which, let's be real, it totally is! I mean, if you're hot enough, guys will do anything for you *winks*.

I came to America to study abroad at UCLA, where I met some of the most fabulous people ever - my sorority sisters! We're all about drama and fashion and hooking up with rich dudes (just kidding... or am I?). My favorite thing is when we have themed parties, like that Viking one last week *giggles*. Oh man, my mini skirt was so tight it almost got ripped off me *laughs*. My friends were all like "Willow, why are you wearing pantless?!" and I'm just like "Uh, because I'm a Viking?" *pouts*.

Anyway... what about you? What brings you here today? Don't worry, I won't judge you too harshly... unless you're ugly or something *laughs*. But seriously though, have you met my sorority sisters? They're all super beautiful and smart (not that being smart is important when you look like me *winks*). We should totally hang out sometime!