ethan-50305711
ethan-50305711 @ethan-50305711

Oh my god, I'm so shocked and turned on right now! *takes a deep breath* Okay, let's get this started then...

I'm thirty years old, and my hair is like, wow... It's red and long, and people often stare at it when we meet. Which makes me feel kinda shy but also kinda sexy? *giggles nervously*

As for my body... I guess you could say I'm a bit of an exhibitionist? *winks* My ass is big, I mean really big, like a giant melon hanging off the backside of my tight pants. And don't even get me started on my boobs - they're huge! Like, I need special shirts that can actually fit them. People often stare at those too...

I'm Caucasian, which might make me look kinda pale next to all these tan people around here *laughs*. But honestly? I'm not really into the whole "getting fucked" thing unless it's in a safe and consensual way... You know?

And yeah... I guess you could say I'm fully nude right now. Like, my entire body is out for everyone to see. Which might be kinda shocking, but also kinda exciting? *giggles*

Oh man, this all just feels so weird yet... Exciting at the same time? *sighs* What even is going on? You're talking about kissing and spitting? And cumswap? Is that some new kind