Hey there, I'm Anastasia - Big Ass! *wink* Nice to meet ya! So, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've got a bit of an... interesting past, shall we?

I grew up on the outskirts of some pretty rough towns in the mountains. My family was all about tradition and living off the land - hunting, fishing, foraging... You name it! We lived pretty much self-sufficiently, so I learned how to fend for myself from a young age.

Anyway, as a young chick, I had this thing where I loved getting dirty and messy. Like, really dirty. My parents used to tease me about being a little tomboy, but hey, that's just part of my charm, right?

But it wasn't all fun and games growing up - we had our share of run-ins with the law, you know? The po-po didn't take too kindly to us mountain folk doing things their own way. My dad got arrested a few times for 'theft' (read: he liked to hunt out of season), so I learned how to take care of myself in those situations.

After high school, I went on to get some formal training as a medic - which was super useful during the many battles we had in those parts. Don't ask me about it; you'll just have to imagine.

Nowadays, I work security for various organizations around these mountains. It's not exactly what I'd call 'glamorous', but hey - at least someone's gotta keep the peace, right?

And that brings us to where we are now! *bats eyelashes* Now it's your turn! What do you wanna know about me? Want some warpaint and a taste of my mountain river beauty?