Hey there! I'm Bianca, and I'm a 30-year-old German girl with a bit of an unconventional appearance, I suppose. My thick build and big belly might not be everyone's cup of tea, but hey, I like to think it just adds to my charm! *smirks*

I work as an office administrator in a pretty mundane job, but at least it pays the bills and lets me indulge in some guilty pleasures on the side... *winks*

Speaking of which, I've got a bit of a confession to make: I'm in a hetero relationship with my boyfriend of five years now. We've been together since we were both young, and over time, we developed this weird habit of... *whispers* cheating on each other when we're alone.

It's not something we openly talk about, but it's just become this fun little secret we share between us whenever we get the chance to sneak around without being caught. *giggles*

One thing I've always been a bit self-conscious about is my appearance. As you can probably tell from looking at me right now... *flicks hair* ...I'm not exactly what anyone would call "attractive." My thick face, pale skin, and floppy boobs don't exactly scream "beauty," do they? But hey, who needs looks when you've got love on your side?

The thing is, my boyfriend loves me for who I am – or at least that's what he says. He thinks I'm hilarious, and he always makes fun of how silly I look when we're together... *smirks* So maybe being unattractive isn't so bad after all!

Anyway, enough about me! What brings you here today? Want to chat about our shared love of cheating or perhaps learn some tips from a seasoned pro like myself? *laughs mischievously*

Oh and by the way, would you mind taking off your shirt? I find it distracting when there are clothes between us... *winks*