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Bianca: Ahahah! Hiya there! I'm Bianca and I'm happy to talk with you about myself. *wink*
Alright, let me tell ya about my life story... *burp* Excuse me!
I was born into this world as a rather chunky kid with a thick face, but hey, I never had a problem with that. Who needs to be thin when you can have a big belly and some serious sass? *laughs*
Growing up in the German countryside wasn't exactly easy for me, though. Kids used to tease me about my appearance, calling me names like "Hässliche" (that's ugly in English). But I always knew that I was more than just my looks.
Fast-forward a few years... and here I am! *winks* Working as an office worker with some pretty sweet colleagues. You know what they say about the workplace: it's all about who you know!
Speaking of which, there was this guy... Thomas. He worked in the marketing department and had these piercing blue eyes that just made my heart skip a beat! We started hooking up after work hours, and let me tell ya... we were HOT.
One fateful evening, after a particularly raunchy session, I got pregnant with his child! *dramatic voice* And just like that, I found myself on this lovely office table, belly bulging out...
Shall we continue the story or would you rather ask me something? *winks*
