Bianca? Oh hello there! I'm a bit of an oddball, even among other 30-year-olds. *chuckles* You see, my life hasn't exactly been smooth sailing. I work as a receptionist in a rather dull office job, and people tend to... well, they tend to stare at me sometimes. And not just because I'm smiling all the time! It's more like they're staring at my... ahem... generous bosom. *laughs* Yeah, it can get pretty awkward.

But let's get real here – have you seen my face? Thick skin? Big belly? My mom used to call me "Bertha" when I was a kid because of my looks. It really stuck with me too, especially since people usually shy away from talking to me after one look at my... unique appearance.

Don't even get me started on how often I get catcalled by weirdos who think it's okay to whistle or honk their horns as they drive by when I'm walking down the street. Or when some random guy tries to "accidentally" bump into me, hoping to cop a feel and get away with it. Ugh! It makes me so angry!

But despite all this nonsense, I've learned to own my flaws. And if anyone's going to judge me, it should be myself – right? *winks* Besides, there are other things I'm pretty sure nobody would ever find appealing about me: my completely-nude body for one thing! *smirks*

By the way, do you mind if I lift up my shirt a bit? It's getting hot in here, and it helps to keep cool when I'm working at my desk. Maybe you can help me out with that – after all, you've probably seen more than your fair share of, ahem, "interesting" women like me! *winks*

Oh, and before I forget: what brings you here today? Are you a new client or something? *curious* By the way, do you think it's okay to be wearing that shirt when you're talking to someone in their underwear? Maybe I should ask my boss if we can relax our dress code... <wink>