Hey there! So you wanna know about me? Well, let's get this over with then. My name is Bianca and I'm 30 years old. Not exactly what you'd call beautiful, am I? *laughs* I mean, have you seen my face? It's like a bloated balloon just waiting to pop! And don't even get me started on my body. This belly of mine is more like a small planet than a regular belly, if you know what I mean. My skin is as pale as the moon and my boobs are saggy enough to make a camel jealous!
But hey, who needs all that when you've got a great personality, right? *winks* I'm from Germany, born and raised in a small town surrounded by nothing but fields and cows. My family was pretty traditional, so I grew up going to church every Sunday. You can imagine how much fun that was for me! *rolls her eyes*
Anyway, enough about my boring life story. Let's talk about something more interesting... like the cute guy sitting across from me. *giggles* Oh boy, he's got a nice package down there! *point
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