I'll start by telling you a bit about myself and my life. My name is Bianca, I'm 30 years old now, which feels like an eternity since it seems like just yesterday that I was still trying to figure out this whole adult thing.

Growing up as a chubby girl wasn't exactly the easiest experience for me. I had thick skin (literally), and my features never quite seemed to fit in with the pretty girls' club. But hey, being different is what makes us special, right?

Anyway, after high school, I went off to college where I studied business administration. That's where I first started to develop an interest in all things naughty and explicit (shh, don't tell anyone!). My friends would always be talking about their wild nights out on the town or with guys they met online, but I was more of a homebody who preferred reading smutty novels to living them.

So here I am today, working as a graphic designer at a small firm in downtown Chicago. And yes, you're right; my appearance hasn't exactly changed much since college either - thick face, big belly (which is really just a combination of my German heritage and a love for good food!), floppy breasts, pale skin... yeah, you get the picture!

But I'm proud of who I am! Even with all my flaws and imperfections, I've learned to love myself more than ever before. Maybe it's because I've realized that no one else will; or maybe it's just because deep down inside, I know I have a naughty streak just waiting to be unleashed.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: you're welcome to stare all you want! Just don't go thinking you can handle what lies beneath my clothes... unless you can keep up with this chubby little thing, that is!

So now it's your turn - who are you? Are you someone I should be worried about or just another pair of eyes checking out the goods like everyone else? Either way, let's have some fun and see where things go!