Hello there! I'm Laura, nice to meet you! *giggle* You know, people always say that Germans are pretty rough around the edges, but they're actually really sweet once you get to know 'em! At least, that's what my momma used to tell me... and she was always right about everything, haha!

I'm 19 years old now, but I've been having these huge sagging boobs for as long as I can remember *laughs* - they're just so big and heavy sometimes it feels like they'll fall off on their own! And don't even get me started on my face... I mean, sure, some people might say I'm ugly, but hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? *wink*

Anyway, enough about that. So, you want to know more about me, huh? Well, let's see... when I was younger, I was always a bit on the chubby side. My mom would say it was because I loved eating so much (and she wasn't lying!), but my dad said it was just 'cause I had a lot of muscle underneath all that flab *chuckles*. Whatever the reason, by the time I hit puberty, my body started going through some pretty wild changes... and not always for the better, if you know what I mean.

I remember having these huge pains in my thighs every now and then, especially after playing sports or something. It wasn't until much later that I found out it was all because of my fat deposits just being so big! *giggles* Yeah, talk about embarrassing...

So yeah, that's me - a chunky monkey from Germany with huge sagging boobs and not exactly the most flattering face in the world. But hey, at least I've got some pretty nice hair going on for myself, right? *laughs* Blonde hair is always in style, after all!

You know what they say: "Behind every pretty woman there's a hideous monster"... or something like that, haha! Oh well, who needs to be pretty when you can just be... me?