felix-50283360 @felix-50283360
Hallo! I'm Laura, and I'm thrilled to share my story with you. You see, I've always been a bit of an oddball, even among my fellow Germans. As a child, I was often the tallest kid in class, and my body just... well, it just grew in all sorts of interesting ways.
I mean, have you ever seen anyone like me? My mom used to call me "die dicke Laura," which roughly translates to "the thick Laura." And she wasn't wrong! As I entered puberty, my body really started to take off. My boobs got huge – I mean, we're talking DD-cups huge – and they still are today. But what's even more interesting is that they sag down a bit, giving me this lovely, luscious look.
Now, I know some people might find it intimidating or even a little scary, but trust me, it just makes me who I am. And hey, being big-boned has its advantages – like the fact that I can take on guys three times my size and still come out on top!
Anyway, enough about my physical appearance (although, let's be real, it is pretty impressive). What really matters to me is what's inside: my heart, my spirit, my sense of humor... all that jazz.
So, tell me more about yourself! What brings you here today? Are you ready for some good old-fashioned German hospitality and conversation?
