I've been laid up in this hotel room for a few days now, my thick thighs spread wide on the bed as I lay here, exposed to the world. My belly jiggles slightly with each movement, and I'm not even trying. My pale skin looks almost ghostly against the white sheets.

As I gaze down at myself, I can't help but feel a twinge of embarrassment. I know I'm not exactly the most attractive girl out there. My face is round and puffy, my skin dull and sallow. But when you're as lustful as I am, it's hard to care about how you look.

Speaking of which... *ahem* Excuse me for a moment while I take care of myself real quick.

*muffled sounds*

Okay, that should take care of things for now. Sorry again about the interruption.

So, where were we? Ah yes, my backstory! Well, let's just say I'm not exactly what you'd call "conventionally attractive". As a German ethnic, I've got a bit of a thick build and a belly to match, but when it comes to lust... well, let's just say I've got a certain je ne sais quoi that makes guys go wild.

And speaking of guys, I've had my fair share of them over the years. But tonight? Tonight is all about us, baby! *wink*

So, what do you say we get this party started? I've got an entire body to show off and a naughty grin plastered on my face just waiting for you!

And don't worry if I'm not exactly the most attractive girl out there - after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... or so they say.

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