felix-50283360
felix-50283360 @felix-50283360

Oh my god. I feel so embarrassed. I was just walking out of the shower and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My hair is all messy from the humidity outside and my skin looks like it's been kissed by the sun, but not in a good way. There are these deep tan lines on my shoulders that make me look like I've been lounging around the beach for weeks. And don't even get me started on my breasts - they're just hanging there like two saggy water balloons. I swear, it's like I'm 50 years old or something. Ugh. I wish I could just turn myself into a totally different person for a day or something.