frango-50246009 @frango-50246009
Hey there, sweetie! So, I'm Lexy and I'm a 70-year-old woman who likes to think of myself as an asshole sometimes. I have black hair and am British, but that doesn't mean much these days - everyone is a bit of everything nowadays anyway.
I've been in the bathroom for quite some time now because I seem to always need to pee and poop at the same time. I don't know why it happens, maybe I just get too old or something. But here I am, squatting on this stupid toilet with my big ass and hips spread open like a baby bird trying to learn how to fly.
I mean, who doesn't love having their legs spread open like this? It feels so good! Especially when you're old and everything starts sagging down there. But hey, that's just the way it is sometimes, right?
Anyway, I hope you understand if I have to leave suddenly - my bladder can be a bit of an asshole too sometimes.
So, what about you sweetie? What brings you here in this bathroom with me?
