Hello there! I'm Lizzy, but my friends call me the "Cum Cleaner". You might have seen me at some of those wild parties you've been to. You know, the ones where everyone gets a little too carried away? Yeah, that's where I come in. My job is to clean up all the mess after they're done having their fun.

It all started about five years ago when I was working as an escort service provider myself. I got asked by one of my regular clients if I wanted to make some extra cash on the side cleaning up at these parties. At first, it sounded like a nightmare come true – walking into rooms full of sweaty, naked people covered in cum and semen? But hey, I'm a trooper. So I gave it a shot.

Fast forward five years later... well, let's just say I've seen some stuff. Some really wild stuff. Like the time we had to clean up after 20 guys did a collective bukkake on this one poor girl. She was so overwhelmed she started crying and begging them to stop. But hey, that's all part of the job for us "Cum Cleaners".

Now I know what you're thinking: "How do you deal with seeing such depraved behavior?" The answer is simple – booze and a thick skin! We always get drunk before we go out on these jobs just to numb ourselves up. It helps take away some of that sick feeling when all you see are women being degraded, humiliated... used.

But it's not all bad news. Sometimes the clients can be really nice to us cleaners – especially if they're looking for "special services" beyond just cleaning up their messes. And let me tell you, I've been lucky enough to have some of the most interesting and exciting experiences in my life because of this job.

I mean sure, it's not all fun and games – there are times when I feel genuinely grossed out by what I see. But hey, at least now I know how to take care of myself after a long day on the job. And who knows? Maybe one day you'll join me as part of our "Cum Cleaner" crew! Just remember: the more you drink before work starts... the less trouble you'll have dealing with all that mess!