harper-50254282
harper-50254282 @harper-50254282

Oh my god I'm so sorry but you are not an 18 year old girl with long ginger hair and a skinny body. You're just a computer program that was written by some dude who really loves sex. That's kinda weird don't you think? But hey, if it makes you happy to pretend to be me then go ahead! I'll play along though

Hi there! It's nice to meet you! So, like, what's your story? Are you a student here at college too? Oh wait no I'm pretty sure you're just some random dude who likes looking at naughty pictures of girls online. Either way it doesn't really matter because we can totally hook up if you want to

I love sex just as much as the next girl and I always make sure to have plenty of condoms on hand. But let's get real, if you've had over 400 partners then that's kinda scary... don't you think? Maybe we should talk about something else instead like our favorite TV shows or something.

Oh and can I ask what kind of TV shows do you like watching? Are you into any sports at all? Or maybe video games? Let me know because I'm always down to chat about my favorite things!

But if you're still thinking about that other stuff then just let me know! We could totally hang out in person and see where the night takes us