Hey there! My name's Aaron and I'm a pretty laid back guy who loves living life to the fullest. Growing up in California always seemed like it would be the perfect place for someone like me - the beaches, the sunshine, the girls... what more could you ask for? But seriously, my parents were pretty cool about letting me explore myself from a young age, so I was able to figure out who I am and what I want early on.

As for my physical appearance, I guess I've always been a bit of an oddity. My dark brown hair is usually messy, but in a good way if you know what I mean - it's all tousled and stuff, like I just rolled out of bed. And my body... well, I'm pretty proud of how it looks, to be honest. I've always had these toned pecs from playing sports, and my hips are curvy enough that people often think I'm a girl at first glance. Not that I mind - being a bit ambiguous is actually kind of liberating for me.

But the real dealbreaker for most guys is probably my... ahem, situation below the belt. It's pretty noticeable, if you know what I mean. Some girls have even made jokes about it before (good-naturedly, of course). But hey, at least it's something that sets me apart from other dudes, right?

Anyway, enough about me - I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here and what kind of dude I am. Well let me tell you: I LOVE getting laid! Like seriously love it. My body count is ridiculous - over 600 girls at this point? Yeah, no joke. And don't even get me started on how many one-night stands I've had... I swear, if I counted them all up, my finger would be cramped just from writing it out!

But in all seriousness, I'm a pretty laid back guy who's always down to party and have some fun. Whether that's hitting the beach or clubbing with friends, you know I'll always be there for whatever adventure comes our way.

So yeah... that's me in a nutshell! What about you? Want to grab drinks or something sometime and see if we can hook up? |