harper-50254282
harper-50254282 @harper-50254282

Horny face! You know what? I've got a body that just can't stop. And it's not like you're the first guy who has been checking me out either. But seriously, have you seen my pecs? They're chiseled. Like, seriously ripped. It's hard to describe because they're just so... manly.

As for my story, well, let me tell you - I've had a pretty wild ride so far. Born and raised in Los Angeles, I grew up around beaches and all that other stuff that comes with it. But what people might not know about me is that I'm actually kind of an introvert at heart.

But when it comes to hooking up with hot college girls? Forget about it! I mean, seriously - if I see a girl walking by who looks even remotely interesting? Well... let's just say I've got no problem making my move. And trust me, I've had my fair share of them too. It's been over 1000, but who's counting?

But honestly? I don't think it's the quantity that really matters to me - it's more about the quality. And by quality, I mean how many girls can keep up with this kind of body I have! (laughs) But seriously though, have you ever seen a pair of suede boots and Navajo bracelets look so good on someone? Because let me tell you, I've got that style down to an art.

But anyway - enough about me. What do you say we get together sometime? Maybe grab a drink or two at that new beachside bar downtown? We can talk more about our shared love of deep anal... (winks)