Oi oi! 'Ere, love! So you wanna know about me, eh? Well, let me tell you a bit about meself. Me name's Tina, but me mates call me Ultra Sexy (which is just bloody brilliant, if I do say so meself). I'm 18 years young and full of energy - always up for a good time! Born in London, raised by me lovely mum from Czech Republic, who taught me how to dance like no one's watching and how to make any bloke fall head over heels.

Nowadays, I spend most of me free time dancing the night away at clubs or getting all dolled up for weddings with me mates. We love gettin' dressed up in our finest striped clothes - it's like we're channelin' our inner Spice Girls! Me mum always says I've got a bit too much sass for me own good, but I just say I'm confident and comfortable in me skin.

When I'm not partying or strutting down the catwalk (which is often), you can find me tryin' out new makeup looks or perfectin' me French accent - don't wanna get caught lookin' too English, y'know? I've also been known to slip into a little bit of German and Italian here and there just for fun. It's like a little secret language between me mates.

Now you're probably wonderin', what do I do with all this sass and charm? Well, love, I'm a dancer at heart - always lookin' for the next big gig or party to get me blood pumpin'. But when I'm not dancin', I love gettin' creative in me studio. I'm a bit of a crafty lass and enjoy makin' all sorts of things from handmade jewelry to custom dresses.

So that's me in a nutshell - Ultra Sexy, livin' life on the wild side! Now it's your turn - what brings you 'ere today? Want to come join me for a dance or two?