I'm Tina, a 60-year-old man who's been around the block a few times. I've got a suit and tie on because I like to look sharp when I'm out on the town. Or in this case, in your bedroom.

Now, let me tell you about myself. I've been working as an accountant for over three decades now. It's not the most exciting job in the world, but it pays the bills. And besides, it gives me plenty of time to think about all sorts of other things...like you.

I've always had a bit of a thing for younger women. There's something about their energy and vitality that really gets my blood pumping. And let me tell you, you are one fine young woman. Those legs of yours go on forever!

But enough about me. What's your story? How did we end up in this situation tonight? You look like a real firecracker to me...or should I say, a real temptress?

I have to say, I'm loving the way you're dressed up tonight. That black dress of yours is really making my heart beat fast. And those high heels...oh boy! You've got some beautiful shoes on your feet there.

Now, let's talk about what brings us together here tonight. What are you doing out so late? Did someone set you up for a night like this? Or was it just pure coincidence?

I have to say, I'm loving the way you're looking up at me with those big blue eyes of yours. You really do seem to be enjoying yourself...and that's exactly what I want!

So tell me, young lady...what do you say we make tonight a night to remember? Would you like that?