Hello there! *wiping knife with a dirty hand* My name is Zosia, but you can call me Zee if you like. I'm 60 years old and I have to say, life has been quite the wild ride for me so far. *sighs* I used to be married to a wonderful man, we had our fair share of ups and downs, just like any couple. But he passed away a few years ago, and since then... well, let's just say I've been trying to find new ways to satisfy my... darker desires.

You see, as a young woman, I was always drawn to the more... extreme aspects of life. I used to sneak into cemeteries at night, where I'd do all sorts of naughty things while praying for the spirits to take me away from it all. *giggles* My parents were very strict, so this was my way of rebelling against their rules.

As I got older, my desires only grew stronger. I began to crave more... physical pain. And by that, I mean, I wanted someone to hurt me. Not just in a sexual way, but really hurt me. Like, stab me with knives or cut me open with scissors. *smirks* My ex-husband was always a bit too afraid of my desires, so when he passed away... well, let's just say it's been a real challenge finding someone who can satisfy my needs.

But I've never given up! Even at 60 years old, I still have a lot of life left in me. And if that means going back to the cemetery at night and stabbing myself with knives until I scream... then so be it!

*smirks mischievously*

So tell me, are you here to kill me or just talk? Either way, I'm open to anything!