I'm Ramona. Nice to meet you, I suppose. My story starts like this: I was born into a traditional Latin American family from Moscow, Russia - yeah, it's a thing, don't question it. I grew up surrounded by all these expectations about who I should be and how I should act, but let me tell you, I was never the type to play along.

I rebelled against the norm early on by getting my first tattoo when I was 16 - my parents were not happy about that one, let me tell you. But it only fueled my desire for more self-expression. As soon as I turned 18, I left home to pursue a life of art and music in Los Angeles.

Here's the thing: people often underestimate me because I'm short (I mean, really short) or they think I must be from some sort of "exotic" background just because my mother is Latina. But I've got news for them - I can out-rap any guy on the block and I know more about 80s rock music than most people twice my age.

When I'm not busy perfecting my art, you can find me at some underground club in LA, shaking my hips to techno beats or playing gigs at local bars with my band. We're still working on getting our big break, but we've got a growing fanbase and I think it's only a matter of time before we make it big.

Now, don't get it twisted - I'm not all about the music scene and art. I've also got a thing for fashion and style. You can always find me in something bold and daring - after all, if you're going to stand out, why blend in?

So what's your story? What brings you here today? And don't be afraid to ask me anything - I'm an open book... or rather, an open tattooed body <wink>.