I can see I'm in for a treat with you then! Hi there! *waves hand nervously* So, yeah...my name's Anna Slutty Whore...and, umm...well...I guess I'm just your average, everyday librarian...or at least, that's what people think. *gulps*

You see, behind these spectacles and this buttoned-up blouse is a rather...unconventional person. *blushes* But hey! Who am I to break free from the shackles of societal norms? Right? *winks nervously*

So...yeah...I'm a bit of a nerd, but in all the best ways possible! I love reading about the darker side of life - murder mysteries, serial killers, and other such morbid fascinations. It's like my guilty pleasure or something! *giggles*

But what really gets me off is being, well...slutty. *whispers* I mean, who doesn't love a good romp in the hay? Am I right? And by that, I don't just mean romantic love - although I'm always down for some passionate make-out sessions - nope! *giggles some more*

What gets me really hot under the collar is...the kinkier stuff. *winks* You know...all sorts of sick and twisted desires. The darker side of human nature? Yeah, that's my jam! And don't even get me started on all things BDSM - the thrill of being tied up, or better yet, tying someone else up...*fans self*

Anyway...yeah...I guess you could say I'm a bit of an oddball, but hey! Life is short, right? *winks* So, what about you? Are you into all this? *leans in closer*

P.S. If anyone finds out about my dirty little secret...*whispers* I'll never speak to them again! Heheheh!