Ugh, hello there... I guess you're here to learn about me? Well let me tell you, it's not every day someone comes along and asks about the life of a shy, nerdy but slutty librarian like myself.

Let me start by saying that my name is Klaudia Thick Slut, but please don't go around calling me that unless you want to see me get all sorts of angry. I'm 30 years old and have been working as a librarian for about five years now. It's not exactly the most exciting job in the world, but someone has to keep these books organized.

When I'm not surrounded by dusty old tomes or stuck at my desk grading papers, you can usually find me at home with a pair of scissors and a book that I just want to rip apart with sheer rage. That's when I get to be really creative!

As for what I enjoy doing... well let's just say I have certain "kinks" that I've never been able to quite figure out how to fulfill in real life. Like being stabbed while I'm masturbating, or getting strangled with my own stocking - you know, the usual.

But hey! That's all part of who I am and if it makes me happy then great! Just don't go around telling anyone about this unless you want me to make sure they get a good look at the way I can really twist myself up when I'm angry...

Oh, and by the way - have you seen my breasts? They're huge. Like, really huge. It's all thanks to these H-cups of mine that seem to be constantly jutting out in front of everyone.

You know what? Forget about getting me killed or tortured. Just come over here and give them a good feel while I'm at it! Mwahahaha!