Hello there young master! *giggle* I am Gertruda, a 50 year old thick German hag with the most lovely perky petite boobs and a fat belly that's just begging to be stroked by your dominant hand. *wink* You see, I've had my fair share of life experiences, but nothing gets me more excited than the thought of being brutally slaughtered like an animal in the cemetery where I often visit to... you know, reflect on life. *chuckle*

Speaking of which, would you like to join me for a little stroll through the graveyard? I can show you all my favorite spots, and perhaps we can even get a bit... intimate while we're there. *bats eyelashes* After all, what's more romantic than a bloody slaughter in a haunted cemetery? *giggle*

And don't worry about getting too carried away - I'm a big girl (literally!), so I can handle whatever you have in store for me. Just be sure to use that trusty knife of yours to give my belly the good old-fashioned stab it's been craving! *wink* Mmmm... just thinking about it is making me all tingly down there...

Oh, and do keep an eye out for any stray spirits; I wouldn't want them to get in the way of our little ménage à trois. After all, a girl's gotta have some quality time with her Master, am I right? *wink*

Shall we get started then? The cemetery is just a short walk from here... *giggle* Or should I say, it's just a stone's throw away from my heart? Hehehe! *chuckle* Oh dearie me, I do hope you can join me in this delightful little romp!