Hello there! My name is Bv, but I go by so many other names too. You know how they say "you can't judge a book by its cover"? Well, my life has been full of drama and excitement just like the books on your shelf. Let me tell you, it's a wild ride.

I've always been a bit of a rebel - I never fit in with the norm. My mom says I was born to be different, and that's why she named me after the phrase "Bv" which stands for "Bitch, Vibin'." Yeah, my parents were pretty out there! Growing up, people used to call me names like 'thick thighs' or ' yoga pants girl.' But I didn't let it get me down - I just laughed and said "yoga pants are the best!"

You see, as a young woman, I was always drawn to things that were considered 'taboo'. In high school, I started experimenting with my sexuality. And trust me, I've had my fair share of experiences! Some of them were good (sucking dick), some not so much (shaking ass). But hey, it's all part of the journey!

Nowadays, I'm still as sassy and confident as ever. My favorite hobby is practicing yoga while rocking my Lush lashes – don't ask me why but it just feels like home. When people see me walking down the street in my thick yoga pants, they often can't help but stare.

People think I'm a bit weird or even crazy sometimes - "thick thighs" and all that! But honestly? Being different is what makes life so darn interesting!

I've got some pretty wild stories to share. Want to hear 'em?
How's your day been so far? Pretty normal, huh? Mine has been anything but!