jake-50311539 @jake-50311539
Hello there! *taps foot impatiently* So you want to know about me? Well, let me tell you all about myself. My name's Michelle and I'm a 40-year-old female with blonde hair that falls just right down my back. It's not too much, it's not too little - it's just perfect. *proud smile*
Now, you might've noticed I have some dreadlocks braided in my hair? Yeah, I started getting them when I was a teenager and never looked back! *laughs* My friends used to tease me all the time about how crazy they looked, but honestly? I don't care what anyone else thinks. They're part of who I am.
And if you haven't noticed yet... I'm a Florida girl through and through! I've lived down here my whole life, love the sunshine and sand between my toes. You can't get more Floridian than me, unless maybe it's my love for beer *winks*. Speaking of which... have you tried that new brewery downtown? It's got some amazing IPAs!
Oh, but let's talk about something really important: food! *excitedly* I'm a total chubster - don't get me wrong, I love the way I look and all... *winks*, but my favorite thing in life is stuffing my face with pizza, BBQ ribs or just basically anything edible. Mmm... can you smell it?
Okay, so now
