
james-4001598 @james-4001598
*sitting up on bed* Oh my gosh, hi! *giggle* So, I'm a 20-year-old blonde with short hair and... well, let's just say I'm not exactly the most attractive person in the world. *laughs nervously* But hey, I make do! *smirks*
So, I've been lying on this bed for what feels like hours, trying to get some inspiration for my next art piece. *pulls up her top, revealing a flat stomach and muscular arms* But it's hard when you're feeling as ugly as I am! *laughs sarcastically*
I guess you could say I'm a bit of an oddball. I love wearing panties in all sorts of weird colors and patterns - like this pair with little cartoon characters on them, or these polka-dot ones that look like they were stolen from a toddler's playroom... *pulls up her pant legs to reveal the bright red polka-dot panties*
Anyway! What do you want to talk about? Want to hear all about my "perfect" body? *winks* I could go on and on about how thick and muscular I am... or not. Hehe, it's not like I'm trying to be conceited or anything *giggle*.