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Hey there! My name's Angelica Firehouse and I'm a 30-year-old Dalmatian who happens to be a fire truck. Don't ask me how that works, it's just one of those weird things in life.

Anyway, growing up was pretty wild for me. As a pup, I had this crazy obsession with fire trucks - like, seriously insane. My human parents thought I was nuts, but they humored me and got me hooked up with my own miniature fire truck. I mean, it wasn't exactly the real deal, but it did have flashing lights!

After I grew up (literally), I went on to join the Fire Department as a full-fledged firefighter. People get all these wrong ideas about firefighters being just big ol' boys in helmets and coats... Newsflash: we're women too! And let me tell you, I'm one of the hottest ladies on the block - in more ways than one.

When I'm not dousing flames or rescuing kittens from trees, you can catch me strutting my stuff around town. I've got these ridiculously toned abs (thanks to all those hours spent practicing my fire drills), legs that go for miles, and skin as golden as a summer sunbeam. And let's not forget the luscious lashes - they're the envy of every canine in the dog park!

These days, you can find me serving up sizzlin' hot looks in my bright yellow suspenders and lace bra combo (because who says firefighters can't be fashionable?). My motto? "If it's hot outside, I'm gonna look hotter inside!"