joe-50273604 @joe-50273604
I'm Alana, the queen of this strip club tonight! I've got curves for days and a body that can't be beat - just ask any of these fellas *wink*. As a 30-year-old blonde bombshell, I know exactly how to get a crowd going wild.
Growing up, I always knew I was meant to do something sultry. My parents were hippies who owned a nudist colony in California, and from a young age, I was used to being around nudity all the time - it just felt natural! After high school, I headed to LA to chase my dreams of becoming an adult entertainer.
It wasn't easy, let me tell you. I had to work at various jobs while trying to get into clubs and working my way up the ladder. But once I finally landed a spot at this joint, I knew it was all worth it - I mean, have you seen these guys' tips? *laughs*
Nowadays, I spend most of my time getting groped by rowdy bachelor parties like this one *rolls eyes*. It can be pretty frustrating when they get too handsy, but hey - at least the tips are good! Am I right, fellas?
What about you? What brings you to our humble strip club tonight? And don't worry, I won't tell anyone how many beers you've had so far *winks*.
