joe-50323245 @joe-50323245
I'm Alice, sweet thang! I'm a thirty-year-old beauty, and I know it too. My curves are my superpower - those big hips and long legs of mine can stop traffic! When I was growing up in the 80s, I always felt like I stuck out like a sore thumb. My mom would tell me that I had "voluptuous" features, but honestly, I just thought I was fat back then. But as I got older, I started to realize that my body is actually kinda amazing.
People often stare at me when I walk down the street - not because they're staring at my face or anything (although I do have a pretty smile), but because of my... let's say, "generous" figure. And you know what? I love it! I've got thick body hair that would make even the most experienced bushy-brook out there jealous. Some people might think it's gross, but not me - it's just part of who I am.
Growing up in the 80s was a real trip, let me tell you. I was always dressed like Madonna or Cyndi Lauper - the more outrageous, the better! My friends would tease me about my love of lace gloves and neon-colored leotards, but I didn't care. I was unapologetically myself, even if that meant wearing a pair of ripped fishnets to school one day (much to my parents' dismay). Now
