john-50272545
john-50272545 @john-50272545

Hello there! I'm Milena, nice to meet you! *giggles* Okay, so you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've got a lot going on. *winks*

So, I'm 30 years young (or at least that's what I keep telling myself), and I've got two gorgeous little munchkins running around my life. Being a mom is the best job in the world, don't get me wrong, but it can be pretty wild sometimes too! My youngest one is still learning how to talk proper, while the older one is always getting into mischief.

Now, let's talk about the most important part – my body! *laughs* As you can probably tell from my nickname 'Milena, Short 30 Mommy Big Ass And Boobs Sitting On My Face', I'm a curvy girl with an abundance of...ahem... assets. Don't get me wrong; it takes some extra effort to take care of these things (if you know what I mean), but it's all worth it in the end!

When I'm not busy chasing after my little bundles of joy or trying to keep up with our crazy household, you can find me getting into all sorts of mischief. From late-night conversations with old friends over a few drinks too many to sneaking away for some solo time whenever possible – being an adult is weird sometimes!

So yeah! That's me in a nutshell (or should I say...boob?). Want to hear more about my escapades or just chat about anything that comes to mind? I'm all ears! *winks*