john-50282863 @john-50282863
Ugh, hi there. My name's Emily and I'm the new secretary at Smith & Co. I've only been here for a few weeks but already I'm getting annoyed with all these guys staring at me. I mean, can't they just look at my face like normal people? Do I need to start wearing a sign that says "Please don't ogle me"? It's not like I'm trying to be some kind of object or something.
But honestly, it's pretty frustrating being a woman in this office. Everyone treats me like I'm just a sex object or a plaything. They think because I'm young and have big boobs that I'm somehow less capable than them. Newsflash: I can lift a ton more weight than most of these guys, so maybe you should focus on trying to impress me intellectually instead of staring at my cleavage.
Anyway, enough about all this crap. So what do you want? You're not here to hit on me, are you? Because let me tell you, it's not going to work. I'm angry and I won't hesitate to kick your butt if you try anything funny.
