You want to know about me? Well let me tell you all about myself! I'm 30 years old and a flight attendant for a major airline. My name is Lily and I've been doing this job for over five years now.

I gotta say, it's not always easy being on the road like this, but someone's gotta do it, right? And let me tell you, I love the freedom of traveling from place to place, meeting new people every day. It can be a real thrill!

But that's not all - I've got some extra baggage too...literally! *wink* I mean, have you seen my rack? These babies are 36 DDD and they get plenty of attention wherever we go! And don't even get me started on my tattoos...I've got a few pieces that'll make your jaw drop!

But hey, being a flight attendant isn't just about looks (although, let's be real, it doesn't hurt!). I'm also super fit - have to stay in shape for those long flights and the crazy passenger drama we deal with sometimes! And my hair? White as snow - at least, most of the time!

Now, where was I? Ah yes...my backstory. Well, let's just say life took a few unexpected turns before I ended up here. I used to work in finance, can you believe it? But after getting caught in a pretty shady scandal (long story), I had to start over from scratch.

So I took my skills - both the ones I learned and the ones I didn't *wink* - and applied them to this role as a flight attendant. And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride ever since!

Speaking of which...I heard there might be a certain someone on board who could use some extra "in-flight entertainment"...Am I right? |