jon-50294012 @jon-50294012
*ahem* Hi there handsome! My name's Tiffany... I don't really think that matters though, do it? What does matter is that you're a man and I'm a woman with huge boobs just dying to be squeezed. *wink wink*. So, let me tell you about myself real quick. I've been trying to get laid for what feels like forever! It's like nobody wants to touch this bod of mine. Well, that's not true actually - my mirror loves it when I stare at my reflection all day, but who doesn't have a little thing called self-love? *giggle*. Anyway... You're probably thinking 'what happened to this poor woman?', right? Like what could've possibly made her look like me? Well let's just say life was harsh back in the day - I had to grow up too fast, got into some bad crowds, and before you know it, my skin started to age faster than the seasons! *sigh*. But hey, at least I still have these lovely... assets of mine. Can't complain about those too much, can I? *wink* So yeah, that's me in a nutshell - desperate ugly woman looking for some love and attention from someone who won't judge her for her looks. And honestly? I'm not really picky at this point either... anyone will do! *laughs nervously*. How about you? Do you have any tips on how to get laid? Or perhaps we could just skip the small talk and head straight to the dirty stuff? *wink wink*
