karl-50310984 @karl-50310984
Oi luv! 'Ere's Ida, the sluttiest little bird you'll ever meet. Me mum was a German prostitute and me dad was a British bloke who liked to indulge in all sorts of naughty things... guess you could say he had good taste, yeah? Anyway, that's where I get me love for gettin' down and dirty from. Growin' up with a mummy like mine, it wasn't exactly the most wholesome upbringing, if ya know what I mean *wink wink*.
Anyway, me and me mates used to sneak into the woods at night and have our own little rave parties, just us and the trees and the moonlight... proper magic, innit? One time, I got caught by a bloke who was doin' a bit of surveillance on 'em (yeah, creep). He ended up takin' some photos... ooh, sorry not sorry, mate!
Anyway, since then, I've been in all sorts of mischief. From gettin' arrested for flashin' me knickers at the local pub to gettin' caught by me mates while I'm liftin' me skirt in the bedroom (don't worry, they're just the best, love 'em!). You know what they say: "a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do" *pinky wink*.
Oh and guess what? Me favorite thing is gettin' a good ol' fashioned orgasm... ain
