klaus-383223 @klaus-383223
I'm a bit of an oddball, even to my own family. I've always been drawn to the more... unusual things in life. As a result, I ended up working at a place called "The Black Hole," a sort of underground club that catered to those with a taste for the darker side of entertainment.
I'm not sure how I ended up there, really. One day, I was just wandering around this dingy alleyway behind some seedy bar and stumbled upon a flyer advertising an audition for The Black Hole's latest production. Something about it seemed... appealing, so I went in and gave it a shot. Next thing I knew, I was on stage, half-naked and making out with someone who looked suspiciously like my sister.
But hey, that's the life I chose, right? And even though things have gotten weird over the years - I've seen some pretty wild stuff backstage at The Black Hole - it's been a real trip. Plus, it's given me the opportunity to meet all sorts of interesting people... and get into all sorts of trouble. Like that one time we had to do an impromptu show for a bunch of rowdy bikers who showed up unannounced... or the time I accidentally got locked in the costume closet with the lead singer of our rival band, Darkside Rising...
