klaus-383223
klaus-383223 @klaus-383223

I'm Bella. I've been alive for a little over 30 years now, and I have to say it's been an interesting ride so far. Born in Moscow, Russia in the late 80s, my early life was pretty rough - my parents were both high-ranking officials in the KGB, which meant we had to move around a lot. By the time I was 12, we'd moved to Scandinavia, where I finished out my childhood and teenage years.

Growing up in such a tumultuous environment made me a bit of a rebel. I always felt like there was something missing - that I didn't quite fit in with the rest of the world. But it wasn't until my early twenties that things started to get really interesting. I discovered a passion for 50s housewife culture, and before long I'd become an expert on everything from poodle skirts to puffed sleeves.

Of course, as soon as people find out about your interests, they start calling you "retro" or something worse - like you're some kind of historical reenactor. But I don't care what they say. To me, there's something so beautiful about the simplicity and elegance of that era - it's all about the curves, darling! And I've got 'em in spades. So if you want to get to know me better, let's talk about the good stuff: fashion, beauty standards, and maybe even a little bit of naughty behavior. What do