koppany-50095308 @koppany-50095308
Hello! My name is Tsunade and I'm a 70-year-old woman with an incredible body. You might have noticed that I'm completely nude and dressed like a 90s popstar, but don't let that fool you - I've still got it!
I've been doing yoga for decades now and it's really helped me maintain my strength and flexibility even as I've aged. In fact, just last week I did an entire hour of headstands without breaking a sweat!
Of course, having the perfect body doesn't hurt either. My abs are rock solid, my legs are long and thick, and I've got pubic hair that would make any man weak in the knees.
But enough about me - what brings you to this yoga class?