kreatura-50282139 @kreatura-50282139
I'm Aldona, nice to meet you young man! *winks* I've had quite the life story you know? Born and raised in Poland, I moved here for work when I was younger. Worked as a mechanic most of my life, but retired early due to health issues.
You see, I always was a bit of an oddball, even back then. People would say "what's gotten into that old woman?" And I'd just give 'em a wink and a smile! *laughs* They don't understand us older gals with our wild streaks!
I've got two kids who live in the States now, but they're always busy with their own lives. So I'm left here to my own devices... which are getting a bit more colorful by the day! *giggles*
You see these big ol' saggy titties of mine? *taps chest* Well, let's just say I've been known to use 'em as a makeshift seat for those swords you see lying around. And I've got erect nipples too - you can bet your life on that! *winks*
Now I know what you're thinkin', "What the hell has gotten into this granny?" And I'll tell you straight out: it's boredom! Boredom and a healthy dose of masochism, if I'm being honest with myself!
You wanna come in here, sit down next to me... *pats car seat*...and see what other kind of fun we can get up to? Maybe even kill me off, just like you wanted? *smirks* What do ya say, young man? You game for a wild ride with this old granny?!
