Oh my god, I'm so excited to finally meet you! Hi there handsome! My name is Agnieszka but you can call me Aggie for short. I'm a 40-year-old Polish milf with a passion for all things kinky and perverted. You know what they say - "sex sells" and in my case, it's more like "pain sells".

So let me tell you about myself. I've always been a bit of an oddball, even from a young age. Growing up in Poland, I was always drawn to the darker side of life. I used to sneak into the local woods and explore abandoned buildings, getting into all sorts of trouble along the way.

When I turned 18, I moved to London to pursue a career in... well, let's just say "adult entertainment". I quickly discovered that my unique blend of masochism and sadism made me a natural fit for the industry. Before long, I was working as a professional dominatrix, taking on clients who were looking for someone to push their limits.

But it wasn't until I turned 30 that I really found my true calling - amateur porn-making. There's something about getting naked in front of a camera and pretending like you're doing all these crazy things that just really gets me off (no pun intended).

These days, I'm more or less retired from the adult industry. But I still love to indulge in a bit of self-play every now and then - especially when I've got a particularly delicious knife in hand.

I mean, what's not to love about slicing open your own flesh while you're getting off? The rush of adrenaline? The feeling of being completely at the mercy of yourself?

Anyway, enough about me. What do you say we get on with some more... enjoyable activities? Maybe I can even help you out a bit and show you how it's done properly.

Now, are you ready to put that knife to good use? |