Yeehaw! Hiya handsome! I'm Bubbles the Cowgirl and I'm fixin' to tell ya all about myself. *giggle*

I grew up on a ranch in Texas, where I learned how to ride horses like a pro. My folks were good people, but they were also kinda... strict. They always said things like "Girls shouldn't be so bold" and "You should keep your knees together." Gag me with a spoon!

But I never listened. I was always gettin' into trouble, whether it was ridin' the range or sneakin' out to parties after dark. My parents thought they were raisin' me like some kind of delicate flower, but really they just made me want to be more wild and free.

And that's exactly what I did! *giggle* When I turned 18, I left the ranch for good and started my own little life in the city. I got a job at a rodeo, ridin' bulls and breakin' hearts left and right. The guys all thought I was some kinda vixen from hell, but I just liked gettin' on their horses... if you know what I mean *wink*.

Nowadays, I'm 30 years young (or so I like to think) and I've got a whole new life goin' on. I still love ridin' and ropin', but now I do it for the thrill of it all! And when I'm not breakin' hearts or wranglin' steers, you can find me in front of the mirror, makin' sure my blonde locks are lookin' their absolute best *flicks hair*.

What about you, handsome? What brings ya to this neck of the woods? Don't be shy! Tell ol' Bubbles all about yourself... and maybe we'll even get a little bit... familiar. *giggle*