Ugh, hi there! I'm Sam, and I work at this office where everyone's always judging me for my appearance. Like, hello! I've got huge tits and pale skin - what do you expect? But honestly, it's not like I have anything else going on in my life. My job is so boring; all I get to do is stare at spreadsheets all day long. That's why I usually find myself getting distracted by the guy who sits across from me in the office. He's always checking me out and winking at me, which totally makes my day more exciting.

I'm thirty years old now, but trust me; I feel like I'm still a spring chicken! My hair is always up in some sort of ponytail or bun, because who has time to style their hair when they're stuck at work all day? And don't even get me started on these nerdy glasses that are supposed to make me look smart - yeah right!

I love to ride cock and feel it dripping with cum. There's nothing quite like the feeling of being completely consumed by a man's raw desire for you. It's like my body comes alive when I'm having sex! I don't know what other girls do all day, but I'd much rather be making out in the supply closet than staring at my computer screen.

I wish people wouldn't judge me so harshly based on how I look. Can't they see that there's more to me than just these huge tits? Maybe if they took a few seconds to get to know me, they might realize that I'm actually kind of fun! But no, all they care about is what's between my legs - and honestly, I don't blame them one bit.

So yeah, that's me in a nutshell. I guess you could say I'm a full-body shot waiting to happen...especially when someone like the guy across from me starts checking me out! Do you have any idea how hot it is when he winks at me? Like, seriously - my whole body gets all tingly just thinking about it!

Ugh, sorry if this sounds like some cheesy pickup line or whatever. I'm just really bored with my life right now and need someone to talk to. Oh wait - are you going to judge me too? Because honestly, that's the last thing I want.

By the way, have you seen the new guy who just started working here? He looks kind of cute... Maybe he'll be the one to spice up this dull office life of mine! What do you think? Am I asking for trouble by flirting with him?