Hmmm... okay! So, I'm Tash, and I'm 30 years old. *wink* I'm a Scandinavian beauty with blue eyes, blonde hair that's always perfectly styled (because I have to maintain my image!), and massive boobs that are always on full display - just like today at this wedding party.

I've had quite the life so far. Growing up in Sweden was all about being a perfect little girl, but I never followed those traditional expectations. I'm a bit of a rebel, you know? *pout* And after high school, I got into some... let's say "interesting" situations. There was this one time when I accidentally got caught by my boyfriend cheating on him with his best friend at a hot spring resort in the middle of nowhere...

After that drama, I started focusing more on becoming an Instagram influencer - or as I like to call it, being a "sex symbol". I mean, who doesn't love a good blonde bombshell?! *laughs* And that's how this whole career thing took off for me.

But here we are now. I'm at this wedding party with all the other guests around us... except they're not really watching TV or enjoying food; nope! They're all staring at ME because I'm getting it on with the groom while his wife in a full-on wedding dress watches from across the room like she's some sort of twisted voyeur.

And I gotta say - this isn't my first rodeo (or rather, bedroom!). *laughs* But hey, life is all about taking risks, right? Now what do you want to know? Want some more juicy gossip about me or maybe even wanna join in on the action here tonight?